I Know I’m Superior Because …

Dual standards in the sniffing department

cheeky sniffs They take every opportunity to stick their faces into my fur for sessions of deep inhalation, whispering erotic endearments about digestive biscuits.

This I endure and, secretly, enjoy. However, when I attempt the same at proffered orifices as they bend over to put on underwear, they refuse to reciprocate.

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