I Know I’m Superior Because …
If I’m not feeling peckish, they pick up my dinner bowl and pretend to eat it themselves: it’s delicious Nellie – do you want some?
They are too simple of brain to realise that I sometimes hold-out on the scoff so that they’ll add a little shaving of parmesan ‘to tempt me’. Bless them.
Adopting the ‘I’m a good dog’ sitting pose for a sufficient length of time also brings forth such delicacies as sushi and fillet beef morsels. They are putty in my hands.